Auditions

This will be the Los Angeles premiere and first officially licensed production of Trey Parker’s CANNIBAL: THE MUSICAL! Written by the creator of SOUTH PARK and THE BOOK OF MORMON and helmed by an award-winning production team, including Multiple Ovation Award-winning music director, Gregory Nabours. This campy singing and dance filled romp satires everything from race and religion to musical theatre itself and it will be a bloody good time! With the exception of ”Chief” PLEASE SUBMIT ALL ETHNICITIES. Ability to play and provide your own musical instrument a plus.

Please, ONLY SUBMIT FOR ONE ROLE. Everyone is being considered for other parts as well as ensemble/swing positions.

ALFRED PACKER
Male, 20′s-40′s, ALL ETHNICITIES. Protagonist. Earnest. Leads the mining party and narrates the action. Please indicate proficiency any musical instrument you own.

SWAN
Male, 20′s-40′s, ALL ETHNICITIES. Terminally positive, flamboyant actor playing the tough western role. He turns everything into song and dance. BRILLIANT DANCER with a killer time step. Please indicate proficiency with any musical instrument you own.

BELL
Male, 20′s-40′s, ALL ETHNICITIES. Greedy, creepy, self-righteous, religious zealot. Murders the entire camp. Still likable enough to be invited on the trip in the first place. Please indicate proficiency any musical instrument you own.

MILLER
Male, 20′s-50′s, ALL ETHNICITIES. A hardened miner. Voice of reason in this absurd world of musical comedy. Deadpan realist. Please indicate proficiency with any musical instrument you own.

NOON
Male, 20′s-40′s, ALL ETHNICITIES. Intimidatingly perfect alpha male. Macho Womanizer. Egotistical front man. Walking d*ck joke. Please indicate proficiency with any musical instrument you own.

HUMPHRY
Male, 20′s-40′s, ALL ETHNICITIES. The Fool. Aloof, loud, chronic liar. Please indicate proficiency with any musical instruments you own.

FRENCHY
Male, 20′s-40′s, ALL ETHNICITIES. The Antagonist. Evil, smug, and stupid. Much like a Disney Villain.

NUTTER & LOUTZENHEISER
Male, 20′s-50′s, ALL ETHNICITIES. FRENCHY’s cronies. Massive, terrifying, and/or intimidating (similar to a nightclub bouncer).

POLLY
Female, 20′s, all ethnicities. Wide-eyed Ingénue. Perfect, graceful, and (almost) sickeningly sweet. Excellent singer with dance ability.

LIANE
Female, 20′s-40′s, ALL ETHNICITIES. Alfred Packer’s Horse and love interest. Sexy. Dancer and puppeteer.

BARMAID
Female, 20′s-50′s, ALL ETHNICITIES. The loud narrator of our story.  She interjects often to encourage another round of drinks. Excellent improvisor with audience interaction. Breaks the fourth wall the entire show.

HOSTESS
Female, 20′s-50′s, ALL ETHNICITIES. Interacts with the audience along with the BARMAID. Breaks the fourth wall the entire show.

CHIEF
Male 20′s-50′s, ASIAN. Smart. Wise. The sage of our story.

 

Please email all submissions to Casting Director Graham Kurtz at
graham@coeuragetheatre.com